Hail Cracking Cobra Eggs is a wretched mess. The film is currently being re-conceived/re-shot and re-edited.

{ cast }

MATT COLLIER ... Lonnie
NATALIE DEMPSTER ... Lily
ROBERT DEMPSTER ... Momma
ANDY FIREMAN ... Remorseful Lightening bug squasher
JEN GRAHAM ... Lawn mowing daughter / Ouija-playing cat owner
GINGER HOWELL ... Lawn mowing mother
HANNAH HUGHES ... Dunston Checks In girl
LANE HUGHES ... A potential squirrel squirter
MEGAN KENNEDY ... Deidra
J. LEDBETTER ... Thurgood / Chair-toter
REBEKAH LEDBETTER ... Misanthropic girl / Fish poisoiner
KYLE MCKINNON ... Youth group counselor with dulcimer
PATSY SMITH ... Grandmother with biscuits / Woman with car-rifle
ANNETTE WOLFE ... Constructive criticizer / Cat gasser

{ crew }

directed by ... JASON LARAY KEENER & J. LEDBETTER
associate producer ... BRIANNA BURTON, CASEY A. HOWELL & PATSY SMITH
music ... can of zebras (guest vocals by JEN GRAHAM on "It's Fashion!")
cinematography ... JASON LARAY KEENER & J. LEDBETTER
edited by ... JASON LARAY KEENER & J. LEDBETTER
 

Hail Cracking Cobra Eggs was a compilation of the following Sidewalk Scramble films. These films were shot in 48 hours after we'd just acquired a Panasonic DVX100b with little experience on how to actually use it. In addition to poor craftsmanship, there are numerous weak scenes and piss-poor pacing.


 

{ cast }

ADAM DE GROODT ... A crushed harmonica player
LISA DE GROODT ... An indifferent sister
ANDY FIREMAN ... Remorseful lightning bug squasher
KELLEY EVERSOLE ... Shoe girl
JEN GRAHAM ... Lawn mowing daughter
GINGER HOWELL ... Lawn mowing mother
HANNAH HUGHES ... Dunston Checks In girl
LANE HUGHES ... A potential squirrel squirter
J. LEDBETTER ... Thurgood
REBEKAH LEDBETTER ... Misanthropic girl
KYLE MCKINNON ... Youth group counselor with dulcimer
PATSY SMITH ... Grandmother with biscuits
KEVIANTE WELCH ... Shoe boy
ANNETTE WOLFE ... Constructive criticizer

{ crew }

directed by ... JASON LARAY KEENER & J. LEDBETTER
associate producer ... PATSY SMITH
music ... can of zebras
cinematography ... JASON LARAY KEENER & J. LEDBETTER
sound ... KYLE MCKINNON & JASON LARAY KEENER
edited by ... JASON LARAY KEENER & J. LEDBETTER
 

There are two options for viewing the film for free online. It can be streamed from YouTube for convenience, but two better quality versions are available on this website for download. Simply right click on the option that is most convenient for you.

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{ cast }

MATT COLLIER ... Lonnie
NATALIE DEMPSTER ... Lily
ROBERTA DEMPSTER ... Momma
JEN GRAHAM ... Ouija-playing cat owner
JILL GUIN ... Ballerina slave
MEGAN KENNEDY ... Deidra
J. LEDBETTER ... Chair-toter
REBEKAH LEDBETTER ... Fish poisoner
PATSY SMITH ... Woman with car-rifle
CHRIS WHITE ... Distinguished ballet audience
ANNETTE WOLFE ... Cat gasser

{ crew }

directed by ... JASON LARAY KEENER & J. LEDBETTER
associate producer ... BRIANNA BURTON, CASEY HOWELL & PATSY SMITH
music ... can of zebras
cinematography ... JASON LARAY KEENER & J. LEDBETTER
edited by ... JASON LARAY KEENER & J. LEDBETTER